Q. - How many anthroposophists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A.- I don't know. Steiner never gave an indication.
Q. - How many Waldorf homeschool Co-op members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. - Eight: One to propose the screwing in of the lightbulb, One to suggest we vote on voting on whether or not to screw in the lightbulb, One to post a poll online, One to phone the members not present at the meeting to ensure a consensus, One to post the poll results showing that we will, indeed, screw in the light bulb, One to read the verse, One to light the candle, and One to lead the closing song.
Q. - How many Waldorf students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. - None. That doesn't enter the curriculum until the higher grades.
Q.- How many Waldorf parents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. - Two: One to consult with the teacher to decide that natural lighting would be more beneficial to the child and one to screw the darn thing in anyway.
Q.- How many Waldorf school graduates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. - One.
Ok, it made me laugh. I'm a Steiner geek. So sue me.
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2 comments:
Too funny - I had to pass this on!
God forbid Steiner didn't mention light bulbs!
These are great! Thanks for sharing.
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